FAO: Andrew Mackenzie, Head of Factual Channel 4

Programme: Student Location, Location, Location.

Background: Students get shown round successive, shit houses. At the end of the programme Kirsty and Phil have to put in an offer to the corrupt bandit who owns the property on behalf of the penniless students. Propertys in desirable locations – near to kebab shops, pubs, bars, etc. Excellent views of broken glass bottles on the top of the yard walls. Bathrooms with the use of a flushing toilet.